03 October 2013, 21:34
vashperphone ring in a barrack
In the barracks, the phone rings and a junior officer, passed by, picks up the phone:
- Yes!
- Tell me, How many SUVs available??
- Two, sir, but one of them does not work, and on the second that fat ass Colonel Russell rides!
- What, so fat?
- Yes, sir, difficult to imagine more fatter!
- Do you know with whom you're talking?
- No, sir.
- You talk to Colonel Russell!
- Do you know who you're talking?
- No.
- Excellent! So then, goodbye, fat ass colonel Russell!
07 October 2013, 03:59
richjThis almost happen to me but I wasn't quick enough. I answered the ring knockers phone, just to be a nice guy, I said Hullo and got burned.