24 May 2005, 11:12
Dave2431New Oxford Dictionary
New Oxford Dictionary definitions
GOING FOR A McSH*T
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEERCOAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home at 3am after a booze cruise.
BEERCOMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here and where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body of Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your badder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra ie extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with and leaves a 10-pinter in your bed instead.
24 May 2005, 18:52
reloadermanquote:
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra ie extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
We used to call this a "peek-a-boo" bra...........you peek in and say Booo!
