Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother. Love Bobby
Santa wrote back:
Dear Bobby "Send me your mother..."
Santa
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Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.