18 April 2003, 12:45
<Aphi>even god enjoys a good laugh
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH......
> >
> > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> > 1, He called everyone "brother."
> > 2. He liked Gospel.
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Father's business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
> > Mother was sure he was God.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments
> > that Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments
> > that Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments
> > that Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> >
> > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
> > that Jesus was a woman:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
> > was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
> > bunch of men who just didn't get it.
> > 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
> > because there was work to do.
> >
> > AMEN!
18 April 2003, 13:06
John Y CannuckYou forgot, he didn't wear pants
![[Big Grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
19 April 2003, 06:20
DennisHPThree reason he wasn't French
He had courage
He bled
He bathed
22 April 2003, 03:14
muzzleI think he must have an accute sense of humor. I feel that way every time I see myself naked in front of a mirror. What the hell happened?