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Why, white dresses?

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22 January 2008, 02:43
Hog Killer
Why, white dresses?
Why are wedding dresses white?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!

IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

Son asked his mother the following question:
" Mom , why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."
22 January 2008, 07:55
D Humbarger
Ouch! Big Grin



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25 January 2008, 00:10
bigduke
oooh that one hurt hillbilly


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26 January 2008, 08:37
Dave2431
Biological fact.... Womens feet are smaller than mens.... So they can get closer to the sink!!