Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. .'

2nd Hillbilly: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin' machines!'

1st Hillbilly: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly : 'She ain't got no pecker.'