Young couple decided to get married and agreed no sex til their wedding night and NO PEEKing at the other til they got in bed.

He pulled a curtain across the room and got undressed as she was taking her nightgown out of the suitcase and exclaimed:
"IT's all PINK and WRINKLED!!"
"you were not supposed to peek!!"

George

You hears about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty?... Their windows fell out.