Can you cry under water?
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>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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>Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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>Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for
>your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>buried in for eternity?
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>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>What did cured ham actually have?
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>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
>a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
>like every two hours?
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>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
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>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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>How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
>America?
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>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
>naked anyway.
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>If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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>And finally...
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>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?