This is my new neighbor..
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this
evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm
free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you
watch my dog?"

Sorry, I'm allergic to dogs, is there some other way I could be of service?