A man went to see a psychiatrist and said he was having sex with biscuits.
"Chocolate biscuits?" asked the shrink
"No" the man answered
"Shortbread?" asked the shrink
"No, not shortbread." replied the man
"Are they those savoury one you put cheese on?"asked the shrink.
"Yes!Those are the ones!" admitted the man.
"You're fucking crackers!"replied the shrink.



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