13 July 2012, 23:03
fairgameSo this seal walks into a club
So this seal walks into a club
And the bartender asks "Whatta ya'll have"?
Seal says "ANYTHING but a Canadian Club on the rocks..."
14 July 2012, 17:08
Jack D Bold...with a polar bear. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the seal. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my friend."
15 July 2012, 03:59
Jack D Boldand the nice hunter says, "Sir, may I take your coat?"
And coming in to the bar they met a termite staggering out, with a blood soaked bandage wrapped around his head.
"What happened to you?" they asked.
And the termite replied "Tough bar!"
16 July 2012, 05:03
Use Enough GunAnd the seal said: Damn that beer was good! But my buddy puked up the lawyer!
