John was driving Mike to his college where he is enrolling in classes.

John waited with the car as Mike went to enroll.

As Mike reached the Registrar's office someone asked him what he wanted to Major in. Mike said Business.

The registrar said, then you will need to take History, Math, Government, English, Logic

Right then Mike asked, what's Logic?

Registrar: Do you own a weedeater?

Mike: Yes.

Registrar: Well, if you own a weedeater then you must have a lawn.

Mike: Thats right.

Registrar: And if you have a lawn, then you must have a home.

Mike: Thats right, again

Registrar: And if you have a home, then you must be married.

Mike: That's right?

Registrar: And if your married, then that means your straight.

Mike: Oh, I'm definitely straight

Registrar: WEll, that's logic.


Mike returns to the car after registering and John asked him what courses he was enrolled in.

Mike said well, I'm taking Math, Englishl, History, Government and Logic.

John asked,,,,What's Logic?

Mike said, well it's like this......

Do you have a weedeater?

John replied, NO!

Mike: Then you're GAY!