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Osama after death

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04 February 2005, 23:26
mehulkamdar
Osama after death
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin.

Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared.

Bin Laden groaned, "This is not what I was promised!"

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?"


Mehul Kamdar

"I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."-- Patrick Henry

05 February 2005, 01:32
butchloc
yeah
05 February 2005, 12:14
Hog Killer
beer roflmao


IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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05 February 2005, 12:14
Hog Killer
beer roflmao

Hog Killer


IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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We Band of Bubbas & STC Hunting Club, The Whomper Club
05 February 2005, 18:01
Karl
Big Grin