O.K. we've done this once before a few years ago. There are NO new jokes, just variations, + we've all heard them so let's do this again by only posting the punch line + I'll bet you everyone will recall the joke. O.K. I'll start,
"But Mabel, this ones eating my popcorn!"

Yeah... That's a good one!
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"..., and it's deep too!"

"Well, you didn't hear no gunshot, did you?!"

(The agonized monk says) "It is translated
Celebrate!"

When they get drunk you can carry them home like a 6 pack. (that one almost got me fired from a company Christmas party, but the girls all squealed + laughed [including the boss's wife] so I was forgiven).