A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the stores remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?" The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each."
..AND THIS IS WHY THE CHINESE OWN US!

Heard it before, but it's a good one.

Grizz

Good funny joke,but in the real world,I have NEVER seen anyone get the better on a business deal with a Jew.My personal experience was that they always played fair within the borders of their rules.Basically,as Stanley Weiss told me years ago; Good business is when every one is happy. If any party is dissatisfied then that is bad business," When Jews talk business moxy,I listen.