Two women were playing golf. One teed-off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

The women watched as the man immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The women rushed over to the man, and the woman that had hit the ball immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away from his groin and laid them to the side. She loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She took hold of his "family jewels" very carefully, and administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

Consolation on the links!

Consulation on the links