Hillary Clinton called Bill Clinton
into her office one day and said,
"Bill, I have a plan to win back
Middle America in 2016!"
"Great Hillary, but how?"
asked Bill.
"We'll get some cheesy
clothes and shoes, like most Middle
Class Americans wear, then stop at the
pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.
Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar
in Montana and show them how much admiration and
respect we
have for the hard working people living
there."

So they did, and found just the place
they were looking for in Bozeman,
Montana.

With the dog in tow, they
walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and
said,

"Hey! Aren't
you

Bill and Hillary
Clinton?"

"Yes we are!" said Hillary,
"And what a lovely town you have here.


We were passing through and Bill
suggested we stop and take in some local
color."

They ordered a round of bourbon for
the whole bar,

and started chatting up a storm with
anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old
rancher came in, Walked up to the
Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked
underneath, Shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few
moments later, In came another old rancher. He walked
up to the dog, Lifted up its tail, looked underneath,
scratched his head And left the
bar.

For the next hour, another dozen
ranchers came in,

Lifted the dog's tail, and left
shaking their heads.

Finally, Hillary asked, "Why did
all those old ranchers come

In and look under the dog's tail?
Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the
bartender. "Someone's out there

Running around town, claiming
there's a

Labrador Retriever In here with two
assholes

Good One!!

Yep, that's about right for Montana.