31 March 2013, 21:00
vashperA man died
A man died and was in front of St. Peter. He looked his notes and says, "Your case is a controversial, and so can be treated this way, and that way - so you choose, to heaven you better or to hell."
"And can I see before?" - Asks the man.
Looked paradise - not bad, but boring. Looked hell - yes, rather hot, but the society more diverse, lot of pretty bad girls, alcohol is allowed ... "
"Peter, I want to go to hell."
He gets to hell, and the devils here tives him by hooks and pushed into a boiling pot. "
"How so? I saw that everything was different!"
Chief devil says, "and you do not confuse tourism with immigration."
03 April 2013, 08:07
NormanConquestYep,yesterday we campaigned,today you voted.