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14 July 2015, 06:39
scojac
Two Cops Call In
Two Cops Call In

Overheard on the police scanner:

Cops: “Dispatch, we need the coroner, an ambulance, and the homicide investigation team!”

Dispatcher: “What happened!?”

Cops: “The husband tromped in and tracked mud across the floor she just mopped.”

Dispatcher: “You have her under arrest?”

Cops: “Hell no! The floor's still wet!”


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14 July 2015, 20:27
ZekeShikar
You must know my wife to really appreciate that joke.
Thanks for the giggle.
Zeke