*/This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is quite funny./*



*When I was born, I was **BLACK** **,***

*When I grew up, I was **BLACK** **,***

*When I went in the sun,** I stayed** BLACK**,***

*When I got cold, I was **BLACK** **,***

*When I was scared, I was **BLACK** **,***

*When I was sick, I was **BLACK** **,***

*And when I die, I'll still be **BLACK** **.*



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*NOW, You 'white' folks....***

*When you're born, you're **PINK**,***

*When you grow-up, you're **WHITE**,***

*When you go in the sun, you get **RED**,***

*When you're cold, you turn **BLUE,***

*When you're scared, you're **YELLOW**,***

*When you get sick, you're **GREEN**,***

*When you bruise, you turn **PURPLE**,***

*And when you die, you look **GRAY.*



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*So who y'all callin'***

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