Bad News and Good News

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17 December 2022, 20:36

Michael Robinson

Bad News and Good News

A guy answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the toilet for the rest of her life."

The guy says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm only kidding. She's dead."

Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.

17 December 2022, 22:32

Grizzly Adams1

There's a lot to be said for that.

Grizz

When the horse has been eliminated, human life may be extended an average of five or more years.
James R. Doolitle

I think they've been misunderstood. Timothy Tredwell

18 December 2022, 04:53

Hipshoot

That is like the queer who goes to the doctor for a physical.

The doctor says I have good news and bad news!

Queer says what is the bad news?

You've got aids!

What's the good news?

You are going to live to 95--------POUNDS!

Hip

18 December 2022, 08:44

Norman Conquest

OUCH!

30 December 2022, 02:59

Use Enough Gun