Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “

I've lived it.

Me Too!!!

That is so stolen...

yep,been there.I was gone to marry a city gal until she asked if I would quit hunting,told her I never wanted to hear from her again and hung up the phone.

You can't believe the mileage I've got on this one!Everyone loves it. Thanks for the post.

Back in the mid 80'S, I was fishing and hunting, maybe a little too often. The boss told me as I was getting ready to leave to go to Lake Fork fishing, “I am going to put a mail box up for you at the 515 boat ramp”. The next week I brought a mail box home for her to put up at the boat ramp.

Mine got put up at the local Bait Shop.

A Man Has Limitations,But Not Those That Will Interfere With Hunting And Fishing!!

What he says.......

Most excellent !!