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09 April 2012, 05:53
Idaho Sharpshooter
Funeral VS Marriage...
Our minister spoke this morning about the two.

His conclusion: he would rather do a funeral than a marriage. His logic: "at least, when you straighten people out at a funeral they stay straight."

Rich
09 April 2012, 15:12
ztreh
Are these words of wisdom or a fact of science???
10 April 2012, 08:06
Brice
I am reminded of the Robert Service poem that appeared on AR a seek or so ago about the deceased fellow with his arms frozen outstretched. Something like "He was so hard to saw....."
10 April 2012, 08:25
Norman Conquest
Brice,if memory serves,was'nt that "The Cremation Of Sam Magee". ?
15 April 2012, 00:05
Mike Brooks
Uh,, No amputations in that poem, Mr Conquest. I don't recall any Rbt. Service poems that had anything like that.


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