Do you know the difference between a band of pygmy warriors and a women's track team????

The pygmy warriors are a cunning bunch of runts...........

If you don't know the difference I suggest you find out before dating.

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diahrrea(sp?)

The corn husker shucks between fits!

I like that!!!

How about the difference in a magician and the Rockettes?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!