'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted....I'll do the dishes!!!

You are one sick dog! I admire that!

It was a Harley, right?

Rich

SICK, Man he's got the balls of 2 brass monkies.

Laffin here!! I don't write em. I just pass em on......

Not my mother-in-law. But maybe my wife's sister would be there for dinner.

I'm printing that up and laminating it Griz. You can bet that every time we get together, that quote will be in my wallet.

Now let me think what I'd like from you for Christmas... the 1911? .308? colt commander? Python?

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Originally posted by daniel77:
I'm printing that up and laminating it Griz. You can bet that every time we get together, that quote will be in my wallet.

Now let me think what I'd like from you for Christmas... the 1911? .308? colt commander? Python?

how bout some 380 brass?

Funny as He!! !!