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The Blonde

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26 January 2019, 01:32
Kensco
The Blonde
An attractive blonde arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." And with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she bounced up and down, and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb, ....., but all men...are men!
26 January 2019, 07:56
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin
26 January 2019, 09:10
NormanConquest
Winkyep


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