THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You just gave 'the birds and the bees' talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

: tu2: Good Ones!

Good: Your twin brother has a date tonight.
Bad: You are conjoined twins.
Ugly: He's gay. You're not.

Damn!!

Man, Philip- that's one-upmanship at its finest!

Damn Phipp ,next we know,you will have that gent moving to San Francisco (the city of brotherly shove).

Good: You bought your daughter a computer for her bedroom.
Bad: It came with a webcam.
Ugly: She just paid cash for her new car.