Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses
are
now available for women on the following Subjects:

01. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

02. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

03. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

04. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
Game

05. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

06. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

07. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

08. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

09. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or F! at

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great
demand.