Two tourists are visiting the French Riviera. One is an Italian guy and one is a Polish guy. They decide to go to the beach for the day.

After a while the Italian guy is getting all the attention from the ladies.

The Polish guy notices this and says to the Italian guy----You're a young guy, I'm a young guy!

You're a good looking guy---I'm a good looking guy!

You get all the attention from the ladies---I get nothing!

The Italian guy says---You have to put a potato in your bathing trunks.

Next day at the beach, the same thing happens!

The Polish guys says to the Italian guy---You put a potato in your suit---I put a potato in my suit, but you still get all the babes!

The Italian guy says---THE POTATO GOES IN THE FRONT!

Hip

When I heard it, it was a Longhorn + an Aggie, still a good joke.