It is a JOKE! Not a dick. Don’t take it too hard.

DON’T TOUCH
Must be the most horrible thing to read in Braille.

A wife put on crutch-less panties.

She opened her legs and said “do you like what you see?”

“Hell no! Look wha it did to your panties!”

Then there's the one about the girl that is shipwrecked on a desert island + sees this virile young man actually pounding the sand + she says, I can give you something better than that + does + then asks him how it was. He says, "Just fine but look what you did to my clamdigger."