Subject: Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....


The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home..
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least.. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit..' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Girls Night Out.

Here is True story.

A buddy of mine had a cabin in a remote "little town" in Idaho. Very little.

I had been up there a few times, staying for up to 2+ months several times.

There are a few full time residents.

Everybody that lives there is pretty nice and they accepted me into the "society" when ever I was there.

I am one of the few guys that gets invited to "Ladies Day" at the community center, where the Ladies cook a soup or three and visit. This happens once a week.

SO, the first time I take my wife, all the Ladies are keen to meet her.

Well she hits it off with them just fine....

SO they invite her to LADIES NIGHT. NO MEN EVER ALLOWED. It is always at a secret location...

So the drinks flow, she comes home at who knows what hour, parks my Pathfinder on top of the log that "guards" our gas tank, and has a great time...

So when ever I go back, if I do not take her, I am in trouble with the "Ladies".

However, they still invite me to Ladies Day.

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Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit..' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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