The Helicopter Ride

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

One year, Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, “Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

To this, Esther replied, “Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.”

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!”

Morris replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

Oldie But Goodie!!

Lucky sucker!!!!
Lose a wife AND get a free chopper ride. Awesome day right there! LOL

Zeke

Years ago my ex-mother in law (a really fine person) always wanted to go on a hot air balloon ride, but her husband would never take her, then she got too old
+ never got it. I asked her if I could take her but at that point, I was divorced from her daughter + she had somehow lost the interest.

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I asked her if I could take her but at that point, I was divorced from her daughter + she had somehow lost the interest.

Randy: Are you sure that it was only interest that she had lost?!

Actually, Theresa + I got on very well. Even after her husband died + she got feeble, she came + lived with me until she had to go into assisted living.