14 June 2006, 19:49
OhiosamDr. Phil's advise
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua a package of Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Dorito's & a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you
feel might be in need of inner peace. Good luck!
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Originally posted by Ohiosam:
I finished off ... Merlot ... White Zinfandel ... Bailey's Irish Cream ... Kahlua my old Prozac prescription ....
Sounds to me like somebody's gonna get fucked in Ohio!!!