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18 July 2019, 15:52
xgrunt
Old girlfriend
Old girlfriend .....




I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on too many pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.
18 July 2019, 18:27
Todd Williams
animal
19 July 2019, 01:33
bwana cecil
The hottest chick in my high school ain't even luke warm anymore.


LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
19 July 2019, 08:30
NormanConquest
rotflmo


Never mistake motion for action.
23 August 2019, 09:52
Use Enough Gun
quote:
The hottest chick in my high school ain't even luke warm anymore.

Ain't that the truth. I just returned from my 50th high school reunion and I cannot believe that I went to school with people that old! rotflmo
A lot of old bags and old bastards! Big Grin