A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink
out of the same glass twice either.
The Alabama boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many
Mexicans
and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice

Aint that the truth.


EA

All right, so I read it ok.

I'm from NY. I am not allowed to laugh at jokes like this. We are a PC state (Politically Correct) and do not laugh at such racist and prejudiced jokes. I wish to tell you that such jokes are offensive and I am shocked that any American would tell such jokes.

(The foregoing was a political announcement because Hillary made me say so!)

Works for me, too.

quote:

Originally posted by gerry375:
I'm from NY. I am not allowed to laugh at jokes like this. We are a PC state (Politically Correct) and do not laugh at such racist and prejudiced jokes. I wish to tell you that such jokes are offensive and I am shocked that any American would tell such jokes.

(The foregoing was a political announcement because Hillary made me say so!)

Say hello to Hillary for me.

signed, Your neighbour across the border.

Cobra:

It is a depressing thought to realize that Hilary is known north of the border. Ordinarily, I would be happy to say hello to her on your behalf - but since I understand that she plans greater things for herself and therefore must be aiming to move to Canada in order to run for Premier, I think it would be highly improper for me to act in a political matter on behalf of a Canadian!

What's that,you say? Run for President? President of what? Oh, no, you must be drunk and repeating Canadian bar room rumors that she wants to run for President of these United States - (Probably no longer "United" if she gets elected. I can think of a number of our citizens who would consider some kind of new union with our neighbor to the North)