A guy went to the dr and told him he wanted to be castrated. The dr said that is serious. The guy said don't argue with me doc I have been putting this off a long time. So he was off to surgery. Was wheeled into recovery room and after a while was waking up. Guy in next bed said looks like you are coming around I'm here as I had circumcision.
Patient slaps head as if now remembering and said CIRCUMCISION.

Sounds like Biden!

Old joke........

I recall a get well card from years ago that shows this guy trembling with crossed legs + this dippy nurse with a big pair of scissors + a Doctor saying, "No, no, nurse, I said remove his spectacles."