WAS Just too-thick!

for her

nasal passages.

My daughter-in-law...

licks my

scrotum every...

when the dog's

mangina's wet.

(Game off) WHAT!!! Hit refresh before you post! Have you read this??? (Game on)

The Waterbuffalo

huntstory continues. . . . . .

(wow, considering this was a hunting story, it sure took off on a wild tangent)

Time out What happened to my daughter-in-law...

was big

she got...

her boobies

caught inbetween...

a brick and a boulder

Colarado disc-jockey

who claimed

she grabbed

a hand full...

of sex toys...

and used them

on a moose.

Afterwards, she...

(the moose)

wally nobber...

walked funny.

After recuperating...

profuse rectal

payback upon

her boss!

explosive diarrhea...

caught him...

completely unprepared...

his soiled-underwear

regained conciousness,

smelled of...

old, stale

grandma breath...

and vaseline!!

He used bleach

on her...

black patch

tartar sauce

Which I promptly

shaved, and

continued to...

use my

forked tongue...

to spread...