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28 April 2015, 05:55
srtrax
Parking Ticket:
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!


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Steve Traxson

28 April 2015, 07:34
bwana cecil
Good One.
Think I'll be on the lookout for Shrillary stickers.


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Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
28 April 2015, 10:23
Idaho Sharpshooter
that was really great!
28 April 2015, 19:56
impala#03
Now that's funny! May have to try that.
28 April 2015, 20:51
ZekeShikar
Perfect story!
Zeke
28 April 2015, 23:25
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
29 April 2015, 00:46
JTEX
I thought all the cars with Obama stickers got turned in the "Cash for Clunkers" deal?????


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29 April 2015, 08:15
NormanConquest
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Never mistake motion for action.
29 April 2015, 09:52
tasco 74
quote:
Originally posted by srtrax:
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
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