18 January 2012, 19:04
xgruntNeed transplant
Standard Hospital pricing procedure
In the hospital the many relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally,
the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN itself.'The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats in the group actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republican's brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republican's brains a lot lower because they've been used."
19 January 2012, 00:15
JTEXOr....... Democrat brains are so rare and hard to find..........
19 January 2012, 01:54
Slowpoke SlimI thought it would be
"Because first, we have to remove the head from their rectum, then take out the brain. So that's really 2 separate operations."