The three religious men were sitting enjoying a drink together.

Priest : I was wondering how you gentlemen decide how much of the collection you give to the mosque and synagogue? We divide the collection in half, I take one half and one half is for the upkeep of the church.

Mullah: We do not have collections, but have a shop as part of the mosque. All my upkeep, food, housing, clothing comes from that. What is left is used for the up keep of the mosque.

Rabi: We do the collection on the Sabath, and after prayers I go out with all the money in my hands. I throw it all up to God. God takes what he likes, and what falls on the ground is mine.

Good one!

To quote my late father
There 2 things in life that there is never any shortage of $$$ Politics or Religion
Pick your path but pick very carefully

And as Edward Abbey said,"Any town with more churchs than bars has a problem."

Norman, I used to live in a small NC town with a population of about 500 and it had five churches covering four different denominations. There were two Baptist churches, one attended almost exclusively by whites and one attended almost exclusively by blacks.

We did not have any bars. Not having a bar was the ONLY problem.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
And as Edward Abbey said,"Any town with more churchs than bars has a problem."

Sounds like three Hills Ab. The one liquor store in town has a back door so the Faithful can stock up without their friends and neighbors seeing them.

Grizz