A guy and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and the guy orders two pints and 2 whiskeys for himself and his pet giraffe. They down them pretty quick and during the course of the evening get through 12 rounds of drinks. After the last round the giraffe collapses drunk on the floor and the guy starts to walk out of the pub. Before he gets to the door, the barman shouts "Oi, you can't that that lyin' on the floor". "Thats not a lion" laughs the man "That's a giraffe".

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