Two gay guys move in together. Jack says "I'm the youngest, I should go out an get a job!"

Bruce thinks this is a wonderful idea. The next morning Jack comes downstairs and sees Bruce sitting at the kitchen table with a condom on, jerking off.

Jack asks him "Bruce darling, whatever are you doing?"

Bruce replies: "As long as you're willing to go out and get a job to support us, I thought it only proper that I make some lunch for you!"

I can only assume that they live in the city of brotherly shove.