14 February 2006, 01:36
22WRFThree Surgeons from Arkansas
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."
17 February 2006, 01:04
gerry375Being from NY I, of course, resent this insult to my beloved US Senator! (If you believe this, i have a bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have cheap!)
28 February 2006, 15:44
pigslayerher party logo says it all !!
