THE BEWILDERED TEXAN:

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim jihadist
fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat
because of
all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling to stay
afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan
and
abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso
County
Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm
starting to think that I completely wasted two stamps...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet!

I like it!

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