You know me. I don't like Obama or Jesse Jackson at all. But when I heard Al Sharpton was to be the guest preacher at the one and only black church in Boise, I decided to check him out in person, and see what he was all about. Want to see for myself why anyone will put up with this moron.

Anyway, during the sermon ol' Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was one of the few white people sitting in the church. He laid his hands on my shoulders and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today!!"

I stood up, looked him in the eye, told him thanks anyway, but I was not paralyzed, and that there was nothing wrong with me.

After a BS sermon on racial unity, he came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.



Then after the sermon I stepped outside and, lo and behold, some a$$hole had stolen my car!