A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

�You�re not from around here, are you, bud?� says the bartender.

�No,� replies the guy. �I�m actually from Boston.�

�Whatcha do up in that fancy Boston?� asks the bartender.

�I�m a taxidermist.�

�What the heck�s a taxidermist?�

�I mount dead animals.�

�It�s OK, boys,� announces the bartender. �He�s one of us"!!!

Fordfreak

John Lennon walks into a bar.."Pint of Beer please Landlord"
"Sorry we dont serve Spirits"

A Skeleton walks into a bar..."Pint of Beer and a mop please Landlord"

Sausage walks into a bar (now Im really stretching reality)
"Pint of Beer please Landlord"
"Sorry we dont serve Food"