A middle aged, single stockbroker decided that he had all the city life and tension that he could handle. He sold all his possessions, and purchased a plane ticket to Anchorage, Alaska. There he bought all the things he thought he needed and trekked off into the Alaskan wilderness. Staking claim on 160 acres, he set about building a cabin for the winter, hunting for meat and generally preparing himself for the Alaskan winter.

Early that first winter, he hears a loud knocking at his door. Thinking it strange, since his nearest neighbor was miles away, he answered the door to find a big, burly fellow about 6'5" tall dressed in native Alaskan garb and smiling brightly. The fellow asked what he could for him and the guy replied, "Names Lars, I'm your neighbor down the road about ten miles. I come to invite you to my Christmas party". Our erstwhile hero is delighted to be included in his neighbor's festivities replies, "Great, I'd love to come, what will everybody be doing?". Lars says, "Well, there'll be a lot of drinking, fighting and raw sex!". The fellow replies, "The drinking and sex sounds great, I'm not much on fighting. What should I wear?".

Lars replies, "Wear what you want, there'll only be the two of us!".