15 April 2006, 21:53
gerrys375It won't do you any good
A young bachelor meets a gorgeous girl in a bar. He strikes up a conversation and asks: " Can I buy you a drink?".
The girl replies: " OK, but it won't do you any good".
Time progresses and the young man buys her a second drink. Again the girl says: " OK, but it won't do you any good". He buys her dinner and gets the same reply.
Being persistent, he manages to get her to his apartment. As he makes his moves he says to her: " You are so beautiful. I want you for my wife".
The girl replies: " Well, that's different. Send her in".