> A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello,
> could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and
> I think she is expecting something from me!"
>
> The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
> out, he returns and tells him:
>
> "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute,
> too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she
> sees me and I think she expects something from me, too."
>
> The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
> he turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because
> my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
> makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
> expecting something from me!
>
> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
> left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the
> dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
> "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"
>
> A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
> kindness..."
>
> Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
> down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
> than the others.
>
> ... She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know
> you were so religious!!!"
>
>
> The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."

My Luck

Mine too.

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