There's an annual contest at Bond University, Australia, calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's chosen term was: "political correctness."

The winning student wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.

Ain't that the truth.
Sometimes the funniest stuff is "real life" stuff.
Zeke